So here's Danny. He's a guy, so he smells kinda funny. He doesn't want anyone to know this, but he has a fear that he's beginning balding too young. So he's compensating by growing his hair out and wearing hats all the time. The funny part of this is that he is actually starting to have a receding hair line. More so on his right side than on his left. But it's happening, that's why he only wears his hair forward ever. You can see the hat he's wearing for no reason here.
You wouldn't think that I would let some loser who lives in the eighties claim to be my brother. But here he is anyways. He's holding his three favorite movies ever in this picture. Only one of those came out in the last ten years. He doesn't even like good eighties stuff like "The Breakfast Club". Only this geek crap. In two of these movies you don't even get to see Boobs for God's sake. Lame. He looks pretty stoned here too...
If you ask me, all these movies are really awesome. However, nobody should ever watch Boondock Saints with him. He always tries to talk like they do and it's HORRIBLE. He is just not good at Irish Accents. It drives me crazy, because he ruins the entire movie...
He truly is the King of the Dorkasses.
I think that this picture is kinda cute. But he does look pretty dorky. Not just the face and the rock hands and all that, but he's wearing his uniform from his time at McDonald's. I wonder if he tried to do the dumb accent when he worked there...
You are looking at a guy with two saving graces. The first of which is his talent with guitar, he can rock pretty well for being such an unbelievable nerd. But because he is at heart a loser, he always screws it up by goin from something cool to "Faded" by Soul Decision or "Hold On" by Good Charlotte. Sometimes he has no taste what-so-ever.
Before you go and start thinking that this is a pretty good picture of a talented guy, observe the make of this guitar. Yup, it's a Squier. He did a pretty good job of making that obvious didn't he? At least from a ways away you can't tell the difference between a real guitar and what he's using. But now you can. Good job Danny, style points for you are falling rapidly.
At first I thought that Danny was crazy for getting this done. I thought it would look horrible, but it turned out to look kinda classy. I'm never kissing him again though. I'd be too worried that i'm gonna hurt him. It was really awesome making out with him last time, but I pulled on it too hard and it made his eyes water.
Oh don't tell them those lies. He hasn't gotten any play for months and i'm SURE he's never kissed you...
I know but I'm trying to talk him up to the world a little bit, the guy needs help with the ladies...