Danny's Web Page About Everything
You thought the last page was created just to rip on a few things.
Well this page is designed to rip on EVERYTHING.
Danny's dialogue will be displayed in this fine blackish color.
Allyson's dialogue will be displayed in this cute purple
So we promise like hell this time to keep this more up to date. I recently purchased a digital camera, so nude pictures of me will be soon in coming
Yes, while we can all look forward to that, I think the pictures from the weekend will be much more interesting. But Seeing Danny naked is usually good for a laugh.
I may be a joke naked, but Chuck is the punchline...
Good one dad... And you know damn well that I've never lost a sword fight to you.
Dear God, please save me.
So I went ahead and scrapped the Week 2 page cause it sucked. But the Sioux still deserve it... Cause they're losers and I don't like them, nor does Chuck, nor does Allyson. Now that We've got that Settled...
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and leave the name of who you want to see sliced apart by razor sharp wit!
Meet the Team
We're Funny...
Danny
This is me. Yup, that's me as in Danny. Here's the lowdown on me. As a baby I was short, fat, and a terrible burden on my poor mother. At least that's what Grandma always said. I have this tendency to be emotionally unstable. But it's ok cause I have a pirate flag. I'm not totally comfortable with this picture of me, because, damn, my hand looks demented. It really makes me self conscious. As you can see, I'm a wannabe punk. I even got my lip pierced because i'm so desperate. But it's ok, nobody's called me on being a poser yet.
Allyson
This is Allyson's favorite picture of herself. I don't think it's half bad either. anyways, she's the real brains behind this operation. And the idea for this website was actually hers. She'll be the one in charge of choosing who and what we make fun of. The brilliant idea for the first week here was hers. She get's all the credit. Even though it kinda pissed me off. The other thing about her is that she really knows nothing about creating a web page, so i have to do all the work while she tells me that it looks horrible. What a great way to operate huh?
Chuck the Evil Twin
Here, of course, is the evil twin. His name is Charles. But he hates that name, so he prefers that we call him him Phil. Because apparently "Phil" is less generic than "Charles". Allyson and I call him Chuck just to piss him off. It's a good time. Basically. Anything inappropriate or off color was his idea. He'll probably be angry that I told you that. Oh well, I'm the older one. I can do what I want.